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herospy:

"The Adventures of Hannibal the Cannibal #2"

In which Will is totally oblivious and Hannibal eats people.

I wrote a parody of Stacy’s Mom about Daenerys and Jorah??

Dragon Mom has got it goin’ on

Dragon Mom has got it goin’ on

Dragon Mom has got it goin’ on

Dragon Mom has got it goin’ on

Khaleesi, can I come over after Drogo le-e-e-e-eaves? (Drogo leaves)

I swear I’ll keep my swords in their she-e-e-e-eathes (in their sheathes)

Did you know your hair shone like beaten gold? (beaten gold)

You’re a beauty from Valyria of o-o-o-o-old (Valyria of old)

You know, I’m not just the stoic knight you want me to be

I want you so bad oh KHALEESI CAN’T YOU SEE?

DRAGON MOM HAS GOT IT GOIN ON

FIRST WESTEROSI WOMAN I’VE SEEN IN SO LONG

KHALEESI CAN’T YOU SEE YOU’RE JUST THE GIRL FOR ME

I KNOW IT MIGHT BE WRONG BUT I’M IN LOVE WITH DRAGON MOM

Dragon Mom has got it goin’ on

Dragon Mom has got it goin’ on

Khaleesi, do you remember when we freed the slaves in Yunkai? (slaves in Yunkai)

You’re like the second coming of Azor Ahai –ai-ai-ai-ai (Azor Ahai)

I can’t get over how you breastfed your dragons (breastfed your dragons)

I’ll love you even though you can’t bear me any so-o-o-o-ons (bear me any sons)

And I know you just think of me as a knight for you

But since Khal Drogo died, I COULD BE YOUR MAIN SQUEEZE, TOO

DRAGON MOM HAS GOT IT GOIN ON

FIRST WESTEROSI WOMAN I’VE SEEN IN SO LONG

KHALEESI CAN’T YOU SEE YOU’RE JUST THE GIRL FOR ME

I KNOW IT MIGHT BE WRONG BUT I’M IN LOVE WITH DRAGON MOM

DRAGON MOM HAS GOT IT GOIN’ ON

FIRST WESTEROSI WOMAN I’VE SEEN IN SO LONG

KHALEESI CAN’T YOU SEE YOU’RE JUST THE GIRL FOR ME

I KNOW IT MIGHT BE WROOOOOONG

BUT I’M IN LOVE WITH DRAGON MOM  (OHH  OHHH)

I’M IN LOVE WITH (DRAGON MOM OHH OHH)

(DRAGON MOM OHH OHH)

I’M IN LOVE WITH DRAGON MOOOOM

bag-in-a-shield:

madhare:

Thorin Oakenshield was in truth, Thorin Gardengnome, and no dwarf had ever been suspicious of his real identity until this moment.
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Sorry, sometimes I draw things when I’m tired and can’t think properly. It seemed a lot funnier in my head…

oh my god he’d be terrifying, I wouldn’t kick him out of my garden tho. 

bag-in-a-shield:

madhare:

Thorin Oakenshield was in truth, Thorin Gardengnome, and no dwarf had ever been suspicious of his real identity until this moment.

Sorry, sometimes I draw things when I’m tired and can’t think properly. It seemed a lot funnier in my head…

oh my god he’d be terrifying, I wouldn’t kick him out of my garden tho. 

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Relationship advice from Cake the Cat

stevenmoffatismyspiritanimal:

tarponastick:

sirpangur:

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YEAH

IT GOT BETTER.

this is easily becoming my favorite thing on tumblr.

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blameitonanderson:

cas-get-into-my-ass:

perfectbenny:

curlyboff:

perfectbenny:

the-glint-off-her-spectacles:

rosuu:

fishsticksandpudding:

I can’t get over the fact that he can do this with his voice.

is this… benedict

omygod

actual parrot

holy shitballs

parrot is right

Actual human parrot Benedict Cumberbatch.

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Setting this as my ring tone.

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WHAT THE FUCK

this is messing with my head

how is his voice so deep and then suddenly… CACAW CACAW!

cosmo sex tip #645

When she sees your dick for the first time look her dead in the eye and say “it glows blue when orcs are close”

dilfosaur:


scarlettbrohansson asked you: If you’re still taking requests, could you maybe draw some Captain America as Rapunzel and Tony Stark as Flynn Rider? I cannot get over how adorable it would be. XD

i’m a sucker for tangled and tangled crossovers weep weepw eep ok

OH MY GOD I’M NOTICING THIS SEVEN MONTHS LATE OMFG I’M CRYING BLESS YOU BLESS YOUR SOUL FOR THIS

dilfosaur:

scarlettbrohansson asked you: If you’re still taking requests, could you maybe draw some Captain America as Rapunzel and Tony Stark as Flynn Rider? I cannot get over how adorable it would be. XD

i’m a sucker for tangled and tangled crossovers weep weepw eep ok

OH MY GOD I’M NOTICING THIS SEVEN MONTHS LATE OMFG I’M CRYING BLESS YOU BLESS YOUR SOUL FOR THIS